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- Music:
- Alice In Chains, Arctic Monkeys, Beady Eye, Beck, Black Sabbath
- Blur, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Echo & The Bunnymen, Elastica
- Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Hole, Interpol, Jeden Osiem L
- Jeff Buckley, Joy Division, Kaliber 44, Ladytron, Led Zeppelin
- Manic Street Preachers, Muse, Myslovitz, New Order, Nickelback
- Nirvana, Oasis, Paktofonika, Pet Shop Boys, Pink Floyd
- Quebonafide, Queen, Radiohead, RHCP, Silverchair
- Soundgarden, Suede, Supergrass, SOAD, Taco Hemingway
- Taconafide, Talking Heads, The B52's, The Beatles, The Cranberries
- The Cure, The Doors, The Last Shadow Puppets, The National, The Neighbourhood
- The Offspring, The Police, The Rolling Stones, The Smashing Pumpkins
- The Smile, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, The Strokes, U2
- Weezer, Yellowcard
- CDs over streaming – I like holding music
- Things:
- Late-night walks
- Rain
- Music that actually says something
- People:
- Those who message first for no reason
- People who remember small details
- Conversations that aren’t forced
- People who can carry a convo (because i can't)
- Other Stuff:
- Personal gifts
- Random deep convos
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3# Clippy office assistant
4# Virtual win amp
5# Blue screen of death
6# zombo.com
7# minesweeper
Name: Kryspin
Age: 14
Birthday: 09.03.2010
Pronouns: He/Him
About Me
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Look, I’m not gonna do the whole “hey i’m ____ and I like music 😭” intro. We’re not in a Disney Channel
pilot. Let's just say if you’re emotionally literate (or at least not a walking red flag in crocs), not
trying to live out your TikTok villain origin story, and understand basic human decency—cool. We might not
hate each other. I’m that person who’s quiet at first, then suddenly acts like we’ve trauma-bonded in a
summer camp after a few real decent convos. Online me is basically the Deluxe Edition—IRL me is still
buffering. Don’t ask me to pronounce the Polish hard “r” unless you wanna see a human system crash in
real-time. Yes, I use Apple Music. Yes, I hear the Spotify kids yelling from their algorithm caves. I do not
care. Dolby Atmos supremacy. I collect CDs like it’s 1997 and streaming never happened. Respect the ritual.
Night walks are my Roman Empire. If you text me first, just know I will overanalyze it like it’s the last
message sent before a time loop resets. I like people who include me without making it a TED Talk. I don’t
need constant therapy sessions, but if you send me friendship related TikTok, you’ve officially ruined me in
the best way possible. Music taste? Time-travels. (you won't find me on the top 40 chart let’s just say
that). And yeah, I will absolutely act like music is my whole personality because it kinda is. I won’t name
bands here because, sorry, parasociality is a disease. If you want check my top list. I don’t do drama. I
don’t care about your ship wars, fandom turf fights, or whatever gladiator nonsense people are doing on stan
Twitter. I literally just want conversations that don’t make me feel like the NPC in your friend group’s
group chat. I’m 1-on-1 coded. Group convos are just bonus levels i didn’t ask for. Don’t try to "fix me"
lol, I’m not your summer project. Ii’ll open up when i feel like it. Sometimes I’ll drop something deep and
then disappear to go listen to music at max volume and pretend im in an indie movie. That’s just the vibe.
Don’t take jokes too far, and for the love of everything don’t try to flex being “cool” all the time. just
be weird. be real. not reality TV real. just like…actual human real anyway if u read all this u probably
already passed the vibe check so hey
DNI (Do Not Interact)
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If your entire personality is “I don’t care” and you interrupt like there’s an Olympic medal in being
obnoxious, please launch yourself into orbit—away from me. If you only crawl out of your emotional bunker
when you need something from someone, or fake being nice just to farm gossip like it’s your side hustle,
exit stage left. I’m not auditioning for the reboot of your tired high school drama. I’m not interested in
people who need everything to be labeled and color-coded before they can have an opinion. If your idea of a
“take” is repeating what you saw on a comment section, spare me. I don’t argue human rights. I don’t debate
someone’s existence. And I don’t talk to people who treat real issues like a game of hot takes just to sound
“based.” You’re not edgy, you’re just boring. I don’t care about your follower count, your aesthetic feed,
or your emotional detachment cosplay. Being numb isn’t edgy; Ghosting people isn’t a hobby. Neither is
treating friends like seasonal accessories or joining a convo just to drop your ego off like it’s a cursed
UPS delivery. If loud = funny is your go-to setting, please recalibrate. You're not quirky, you're just
loud. If you see someone being left out and decide your best move is to pretend they’re invisible? Block me
before I have to do it first. I care about people who make room for others—not ones who treat friends like
backup dancers. I’m not interested in people who flirt like they’re starring in a deleted scene from
Riverdale. If your “game” is sending three mixed signals and vanishing for a week, go be confusing somewhere
else. I’m not decoding your behavior like it’s Morse code written by a broken toaster. Being emotionally
unavailable isn’t attractive. It’s just lazy. If you think not caring makes you hot—you’re just cold. And if
your version of flirting is teasing someone until they feel small, congratulations, you’re the human version
of a pop-up ad. If the most effort you’ve ever made in a “relationship” is a Snapstreak, close this tab. If
you flirt just to keep someone interested but never actually choose them—consider yourself blocked by
default. I’m not playing background character in your fake indie love story. This isn't recess and you’re
not auditioning for "Crush of the Week." Constantly trying to be mysterious and smooth while treating
emotions like a science project? Congrats, you’ve unlocked the “emotional refrigerator” achievement. This
isn’t a dating sim and I’m not a side quest. If you think group chats are just passive-aggressive
battlefields
where one person gets left behind—congrats, you’ve earned the exit door. If you don’t respect nuance, leave.
I’m not here for dudes who think being a man means acting dumb and horny. If your version of masculinity is
stuck in caveman mode, go grunt somewhere else. If you make weird jokes about people's bodies or think
you’re allowed an opinion on things that don’t concern you just leave. Some topics aren’t your business.
You’re not oppressed because someone asked you to shut up for once.
