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Top List

  • Music:
    • Alice In Chains, Arctic Monkeys, Beady Eye, Beck, Black Sabbath
    • Blur, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Echo & The Bunnymen, Elastica
    • Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Hole, Interpol, Jeden Osiem L
    • Jeff Buckley, Joy Division, Kaliber 44, Ladytron, Led Zeppelin
    • Manic Street Preachers, Metallica, Muse, Myslovitz, New Order, Nickelback
    • Nirvana, Oasis, Paktofonika, Pet Shop Boys, Pink Floyd
    • Quebonafide, Queen, Radiohead, RHCP, Silverchair
    • Soundgarden, Suede, Supergrass, SOAD, Taco Hemingway
    • Taconafide, Talking Heads, The B52's, The Beatles, The Cranberries
    • The Cure, The Doors, The Last Shadow Puppets, The National, The Neighbourhood
    • The Offspring, The Police, The Rolling Stones, The Smashing Pumpkins
    • The Smile, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, The Strokes, U2
    • Weezer, Yellowcard
    • CDs over streaming
  • Things:
    • Late night walks
    • Rain
    • Music
  • People who:
    • remember small details
    • can carry a convo (because i can't)

Guestbook

I'm too lazy to host my own server for this cuz this is static webpage

Easter Eggs list

Find them on this website :P

Egg 1
1# Internet Explorer download page
Egg 2
2# Netscape homepage
Egg 3
3# Clippy office assistant
Egg 4
4# Virtual win amp
Egg 5
5# Blue screen of death
Egg 6
6# zombo.com
Egg 7
7# minesweeper

Name: Kryspin

Age: 15

Birthday: sept 3rd 2010

Pronouns: He/Him

About Me
    Look, I’m not gonna do the whole “hey i’m ____ and I like music 😭” intro. We’re not in a Disney Channel pilot. Let's just say if you’re emotionally literate, not trying to live out your TikTok villain origin story, and understand basic human decency-cool. We might not hate each other. I’m that person who’s quiet at first, then suddenly acts like we’ve trauma-bonded in a summer camp after a few real decent convos. Online me is basically the Deluxe Edition-IRL me is... (Knowing me IRL shifts the whole dynamic, even if we still talk online afterward unless you’re a VERY close person to me) Part of it’s probably because I speak English online, and APPARENTLY you can straight-up have better social skills/different personality in another language (some weird shit I partially believe). The other part is the stress of knowing someone IRL, like it changes the whole dynamic. Only one person in real life has ever actually made me feel comfortable enough to talk like I do online, and we were talking in ENGLISH, because he speaks better in English since he's not from my country, which kind of proves the point from before, but I’m still kind of skeptical about it. I don’t even know what you’d have to do to hit that level, but congrats if you ever do. Don’t ask me to pronounce the Polish hard “r” unless you wanna see a human system crash in real-time. Yes, I use Apple Music. Yes, I hear the Spotify kids yelling from their algorithm caves. I do not care. Dolby Atmos supremacy. I collect CDs like it’s 1997 and streaming never happened. Respect the ritual. Night walks are my Roman Empire. If you text me first, just know I will overanalyze it like it’s the last message sent before a time loop resets. I like people who include me without making it a TED Talk. I don’t need constant therapy sessions. Music taste? Well.. (you won't find me on the top 40 chart let’s just say that). And yeah, I will absolutely act like music is my whole personality because it kinda is. I won’t name bands here because, sorry, parasociality is a disease. If you really want then check my top list. I don’t do drama. I don’t care about your ship wars, fandom turf fights, or whatever gladiator nonsense people are doing on stan Twitter. I literally just want conversations that don’t make me feel like the NPC in your friend group’s group chat. I’m 1-on-1 coded. Group convos are just bonus levels i didn’t ask for. Don’t try to "fix me" lol, I’m not your summer project. Ii’ll open up when i feel like it. Sometimes I’ll drop something and zone out like I’m in my own little movie (I genuinely don't know how to write this and not sound like THOSE "heartbroken teens"). Don’t take jokes too far, and for the love of everything don’t try to flex being “cool” all the time. just be weird. be real. not reality TV real. just like…actual human real anyway if u read all this u probably already passed the vibe check so hey?
DNI (Do Not Interact)
  • If you tend to interrupt others frequently or dismiss conversations with “I don’t care.”
  • If you only reach out when you need something or use kindness as a front for gossip.
  • If you're constantly focused on drama or need everything to fit into a label before forming an opinion.
  • If your opinions are just repeats from social media comment sections.
  • If you like to debate people's identities or basic human rights
  • If you treat serious topics like a chance to sound edgy or “based.”
  • If your priorities revolve around social media clout or emotional detachment.
  • If ghosting and treating people like accessories is part of your norm.
  • If your sense of humor relies solely on being loud or disruptive.
  • If you ignore or exclude others in group settings on purpose.
  • If you joke inappropriately about people’s bodies or cross personal boundaries.
  • If you make others uncomfortable to feel powerful or cool.
  • If you treat group chats like popularity contests or exclude someone for no reason.
  • If you're not open to nuance or respectful conversation.
  • If you're homophobic racist etc.